Housecleaner Pillows

...and then there's Neal way of getting a Cotes du Rhone wine stain out of white carpeting.'

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"I didn't spark joy."

Biofelineism

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

A DIY disaster.

"I had to skip my workout."

'Our Filipino dog's a real treasure.'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

But does he dust anything at our home? Noooo

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

Washing Line Walker

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

Cook and her Maids

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

Bathroom Fairy

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.