Housecleaner Pillows

...and then there's Neal way of getting a Cotes du Rhone wine stain out of white carpeting.'

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Biofelineism

"I didn't spark joy."

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

A DIY disaster.

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

'Our Filipino dog's a real treasure.'

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

"I had to skip my workout."

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

Bathroom Fairy

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

Cook and her Maids

Washing Line Walker

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

The household cavalry