House Cleaner Pillows

"How much would it cost to clean up the House of Representatives?"

"...yes I just popped in to feed your cat and do a spot of vacuuming!"

Is clutter necessary?

"You've probably already guessed, ...I'm the bluebird of sloppiness."

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

A dog hides under the rug after pooping on the floor.

'He IS sorry! See, now he doesn't want you to leave!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"I didn't spark joy."

Biofelineism

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"I had to skip my workout."

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

Bathroom Fairy

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Cook and her Maids

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

But does he dust anything at our home? Noooo

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

The household cavalry

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

TV and cleaner