Domestic Cleaner Pillows

'Three words, Corporal: 'Advanced military technology',,, Relax,'

'...and get some of that kitchen cleaner that kills molds and fungus.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Biofelineism

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"I don't do windows."

Tortoise polishing his shell

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"I just dusted off all our books. Apparently, we haven't read a book offline in a long time."

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

Carpet cleaner.

"Marge, did you leave something soaking in the sink again?"

'I can use surgery to restore your sex drive. Do you want the £3000 operation or the £4000 one?' - 'I'd rather have a new kitchen.'

"What happened to what cat?"

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

'Mom, don't worry about the floor. I took my shoes off!'

"May I tidy up the infield?"

"Yesterday's clothes, which weren't quite dirty enough to wash, or clean enough to put away" "The day before yesterday's clothes" "A parcel you have forgotten to send back" "Your sense of inner peace and harmony" "Clothes from the day before that" "A beloved sock, last seen in February 2023"

"Ok, you wash, you dry...."

“We need eggs, milk, bread... Oh, and get an extra-large tub of outrage. We’re running low.”

'I don't mind helping with the dishes, but I'll be damned if you think I'm scrubbing off six years of grime.'

Troubles with a vacuum cleaner

"Lift your stems."

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

'I can't take anymore, Gladys - I'm asking for a transfer to pottery !'

Corporate Ladder.

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'

'I try to get this place smelling of cat and she wants it to pong of lemon.'

"I've decided to purge our material goods, starting with your crap."