Domestic Cleaner Gifts

'Three words, Corporal: 'Advanced military technology',,, Relax,'

'...and get some of that kitchen cleaner that kills molds and fungus.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Biofelineism

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"I don't do windows."

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

Tortoise polishing his shell

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"I just dusted off all our books. Apparently, we haven't read a book offline in a long time."

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

"Marge, did you leave something soaking in the sink again?"

'I can use surgery to restore your sex drive. Do you want the £3000 operation or the £4000 one?' - 'I'd rather have a new kitchen.'

"What happened to what cat?"

Carpet cleaner.

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

'Mom, don't worry about the floor. I took my shoes off!'

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'

"Ok, you wash, you dry...."

"Lift your stems."

Troubles with a vacuum cleaner

"May I tidy up the infield?"

I think it's time to clean the basement.

'I don't mind helping with the dishes, but I'll be damned if you think I'm scrubbing off six years of grime.'

'I can't take anymore, Gladys - I'm asking for a transfer to pottery !'

"Yesterday's clothes, which weren't quite dirty enough to wash, or clean enough to put away" "The day before yesterday's clothes" "A parcel you have forgotten to send back" "Your sense of inner peace and harmony" "Clothes from the day before that" "A beloved sock, last seen in February 2023"

“We need eggs, milk, bread... Oh, and get an extra-large tub of outrage. We’re running low.”

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

Corporate Ladder.