Home Cleaning Motivation Gifts

Tortoise polishing his shell

Let's get organized

Biofelineism

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

"I just dusted off all our books. Apparently, we haven't read a book offline in a long time."

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

"Marge, did you leave something soaking in the sink again?"

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

'Mom, don't worry about the floor. I took my shoes off!'

"Lift your stems."

"May I tidy up the infield?"

'I try to get this place smelling of cat and she wants it to pong of lemon.'

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

"I've decided to purge our material goods, starting with your crap."

'Three words, Corporal: 'Advanced military technology',,, Relax,'

"Ah, we meet again, my old nemesis."

"How many times did I tell you? Don't put the outdated chargers in the drawer for broken headphones."

Auto-Broom. It's the hottest new gadget. Everybody is getting this automatic broom! It's sweeping the nation!

I can't believe the kids will be home tomorrow. Wow. That was one short week. It was romantic to be alone � And do what we can't when the kids are around! Mmm. It did feel good! � To finally clean the basement. My dream comes true.

Is clutter necessary?

'Knock that back please, I'm cleaning the crystal.'

"Well, they don't want us in the house anymore and they're frantically cleaning up: I think they're going to sell our home..."

'But it's my favourite jumper...'

'What are you trying to say, Alan?'

What if pets did housework...

"...yes I just popped in to feed your cat and do a spot of vacuuming!"

'You suck!'

"We need one of the smart vacuum cleaners that warn you when the bag is full."

Cat sheds a lot when petted.