Home Cleaning Motivation Gifts

Tortoise polishing his shell

Let's get organized

Biofelineism

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

"I just dusted off all our books. Apparently, we haven't read a book offline in a long time."

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

"Marge, did you leave something soaking in the sink again?"

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

'Mom, don't worry about the floor. I took my shoes off!'

"Lift your stems."

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

'I try to get this place smelling of cat and she wants it to pong of lemon.'

"May I tidy up the infield?"

"I've decided to purge our material goods, starting with your crap."

'Three words, Corporal: 'Advanced military technology',,, Relax,'

"Well, they don't want us in the house anymore and they're frantically cleaning up: I think they're going to sell our home..."

'But it's my favourite jumper...'

"How many times did I tell you? Don't put the outdated chargers in the drawer for broken headphones."

"Ah, we meet again, my old nemesis."

'Knock that back please, I'm cleaning the crystal.'

Is clutter necessary?

'What are you trying to say, Alan?'

What if pets did housework...

"...yes I just popped in to feed your cat and do a spot of vacuuming!"

'You suck!'

"We need one of the smart vacuum cleaners that warn you when the bag is full."

Cat sheds a lot when petted.

Why Nature Abhors A Vacuum