Room Cleaning Gifts

"A banana Grace left in my room four weeks ago."

Domestic Superheroes!!

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Biofelineism

"I didn't spark joy."

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

'Works every time.'

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

Sweep the board.

The Last Leaf

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

Things my vacuum likes to suck up