Interior Cleaning Gifts

"Careful dusting the pictures. If one goes over, they all go over!"

Domestic Superheroes!!

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Biofelineism

"I didn't spark joy."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

'Works every time.'

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

The Last Leaf

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Sweep the board.

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."