Interior Cleaning Gifts

"Careful dusting the pictures. If one goes over, they all go over!"

Domestic Superheroes!!

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Moses separating his Laundry.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

The Missing Sock Returns

Biofelineism

"I didn't spark joy."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'Works every time.'

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Sweep the board.

The Last Leaf

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

"There, all neat and tidy!"