Cleanroom Gifts

'Well, you're carrying out all the correct procedures and your equipment is top-notch. I just can't figure out why your lab has such a high level of contaminants.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Moses separating his Laundry.

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

The Missing Sock Returns

Biofelineism

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"This stool shall pass."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

A man washing a mascot costume

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"I had to skip my workout."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

Bathroom Fairy

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

But does he dust anything at our home? Noooo

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

Dreams I have had...