Cleanroom Pillows

'Well, you're carrying out all the correct procedures and your equipment is top-notch. I just can't figure out why your lab has such a high level of contaminants.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Biofelineism

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

A man washing a mascot costume

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

"I had to skip my workout."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

Dreams I have had...

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

Bathroom Fairy