Cleanroom Technician Gifts

'And this, of course, is the clean room.'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

"Our robot vacuum's setting might be set too high. Our carpet is gone."

"For God's sake, Lucille. We're IN a vacuum."

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

Dust Bunny

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

Mad cleaning robot.

"They weren't kidding when they said a women's work is never done!"

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

Houston gets serious about cleaning up space junk

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

Cinderella mopping up

Your call is important to us...

"And to think NASA hit a target 11 million kilometres away."

"Hello job security."

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

"Welcome! As a socially responsible company we love to hire women!"

"This is supposed to be the clean room so we'll give it an additional five minutes."

"I work from home and have dinner, watch TV and sleep at the office."

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

Clean the World.

Wearing radiation suits to clean the toilet

"Do you have any idea what it's like to be underappreciated by your boss?"