"Start the countdown."
Control Room Technician Gifts
Searching for a thoughtful gift for a control room technician? Our collection features clever, profession-themed items perfect for those who manage critical systems behind the scenes. From mugs to prints, find something that honors their expertise and dedication with a touch of humor and style.
Jack of all trades
The Computer Bore
'Human Error .. Yet Again.'
Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1
"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."
"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."
Evolution.
'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'
"Where's the business end of this thing?"
'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'
"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."
"I give up. Where's the power button?"
"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."
Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.
Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.
Early cyborg.
"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"
STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself
The Not-So Smart Meter
Tossing computer into canyon.
"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"
"I do tech support for the cloud."
'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'
"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS
Where was I?
"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."
"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"
Congratulations on your retirement!
If Disney was a software company
"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."
"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"
'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'
'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''
Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?
Control Room Technician Gifts Collection
Control Room Technician Mugs
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Control Room Technician Pillows
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Control Room Technician Prints
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Control Room Technician T-Shirts
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