Captain Of The Control Room Gifts

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

Welsh airport arrivals.

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

Internet Cafe.

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

Verbal Orders

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

Too much homework: kid with two backpacks.

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby

"Get those decks cleaned you swabs!..."

I'm in the den mom, reading the newspaper for social studies class.

The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives."

'Pictures of your family?'

'So it's true that dolphins help navigate.'

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

'I told you we should have unionized.'