Controller Commander Gifts

"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"

'What's wrong? You can play any game you want! Mwaahahaha!'

Computer Game Director.

At Times the Term "Joystick" Was a Misnomer.

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"Back in my day, 'Call of Duty' wasn't a game."

Rage.

Homo Gamus

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

Second lifeReal life.

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

Infantry.

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

Internet Cafe.

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

Meditation vs. Vegetation

"Still on your left."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"Well there it is in black and white gentlemen, we're in the red."

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

"Cool game!"

"You're fine, sir. I'm ticketing your back seat passenger for persistent, obnoxious, unsolicited advice."

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

Accountant sings the blues

'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'

'I didn't know you got one for saluting.'

'And I'll bet that there's a cute little war story that goes with each one of them.'

Computer Gamers.

"I actually know more commands than I respond to."