Cleaning Crew Member Gifts

"This is supposed to be the clean room so we'll give it an additional five minutes."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Next camera crew 5 mins

"For God's sake, Lucille. We're IN a vacuum."

"Our robot vacuum's setting might be set too high. Our carpet is gone."

The household cavalry

Lifesaver!

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

"They weren't kidding when they said a women's work is never done!"

Mad cleaning robot.

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

"Hello job security."

"And to think NASA hit a target 11 million kilometres away."

Houston gets serious about cleaning up space junk

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

Cinderella mopping up

Producer, Director, Egomaniac Chairs.

"Welcome! As a socially responsible company we love to hire women!"

"I work from home and have dinner, watch TV and sleep at the office."

Life on Earth - Oldie catwalk.

Carpet cleaner.