Cleaning Crew Member Gifts

"This is supposed to be the clean room so we'll give it an additional five minutes."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

Next camera crew 5 mins

The household cavalry

"For God's sake, Lucille. We're IN a vacuum."

"Our robot vacuum's setting might be set too high. Our carpet is gone."

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

Lifesaver!

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

"They weren't kidding when they said a women's work is never done!"

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

Mad cleaning robot.

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

Houston gets serious about cleaning up space junk

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

"Hello job security."

Cinderella mopping up

"And to think NASA hit a target 11 million kilometres away."

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

Producer, Director, Egomaniac Chairs.

"Welcome! As a socially responsible company we love to hire women!"

Carpet cleaner.

"I work from home and have dinner, watch TV and sleep at the office."