Cleanup Crew Captain Gifts

"Wet wipe?"

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

An anglerfish lights up rubbish at the bottom of the ocean

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

'That's my mom... she's sort of a CEO, an action committee, and a janitor all rolled up into one.'

'The computer's down again.'

"I still haven't cleaned up from the party."

"This is supposed to be the clean room so we'll give it an additional five minutes."

"This Bounty is useless against the Quicker Messer Maker."

Troubles with a vacuum cleaner

'I give up! Let's exchange this for an easy-to-clean cage!'

"After Thanksgiving dinner, the only thing more stuffed than me is the dishwasher."

'Growing a beard?' - 'Yes, not so much face to wash.'

'What'd I miss?'

Caution: Wet Floor

'Whoa! This stream's got a litter problem, John. Check out all the shredded clothes floating downstream.'

Family looking to buy a dog.

'Let's face it. We have an environmental crisis of our own!'

'Your heart's in the right place, Mrs Mopp.'

"In the criminal-justice system, the courtrooms are cleaned every night by members of the cleaning crew. These are their stories."

'HELP ME!' (hear the ocean)

'Don't jump to conclusions, Mom... looks can be deceiving.'

Cleaner Dealing With the Out-Tray.

Cleaning up the mess...

'If you want your husband to help out more, buy this one.'

Dirt Angel

"I've never been out on litter patrol before boss."

Adopt a Highway: This segment sponsored by dead-beat dads assoc.

'We like to think of ourselves as Last Responders.'