Clean-up Commanders Gifts

'Let's face it. We have an environmental crisis of our own!'

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

An anglerfish lights up rubbish at the bottom of the ocean

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

'That's my mom... she's sort of a CEO, an action committee, and a janitor all rolled up into one.'

"Wet wipe?"

'It doesn't look good, sir - the enemy is amassing vacuum cleaners along our southern border.'

"Aha! - there's a nice spot for a picnic..."

Troubles with a vacuum cleaner

"I'm beginning to suspect this may not be anything so dignified as an attack."

Spring Cleaning

"Remember when all this was free?"

"My kitchen is a magical place. People suddenly appear at mealtime and disappear when it's time to clean."

Xmas wrapping paper blower.

'I give up! Let's exchange this for an easy-to-clean cage!'

'What'd I miss?'

Family looking to buy a dog.

'Whoa! This stream's got a litter problem, John. Check out all the shredded clothes floating downstream.'

"Uh-huh...you said clean my room! Nothing was mentioned about the closet!"

"We need to treat every cleanup equally."

'Your heart's in the right place, Mrs Mopp.'

'HELP ME!' (hear the ocean)

'Don't jump to conclusions, Mom... looks can be deceiving.'

Earth Day volunteers. The park is trashed! Whoever did it should clean it up! Have you learned nothing? If you ask the jerks who made the mess to fix it

Cleaning up the mess...

"Can't make the conference call..."

'If you want your husband to help out more, buy this one.'

"There goes the neighbourhood!"

"I've never been out on litter patrol before boss."

Adopt a Highway: This segment sponsored by dead-beat dads assoc.

'We like to think of ourselves as Last Responders.'