Cleaning Squad Member Gifts

Cleaner Dealing With the Out-Tray.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

"Our robot vacuum's setting might be set too high. Our carpet is gone."

The household cavalry

"For God's sake, Lucille. We're IN a vacuum."

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

"They weren't kidding when they said a women's work is never done!"

Mad cleaning robot.

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

What Sisyphus Learned: "When life gets rough, you sure find out who your friends are!"

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

Cinderella mopping up

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

"You can do it!"

Houston gets serious about cleaning up space junk

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

"Hello job security."

"And to think NASA hit a target 11 million kilometres away."

"Welcome! As a socially responsible company we love to hire women!"

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

'That's my mom... she's sort of a CEO, an action committee, and a janitor all rolled up into one.'

Clean the World.

"You guys going to help out or what?" "Nah." "Doubt it." "Tra... la... la... la... la..."

"Wet wipe?"

'It doesn't look good, sir - the enemy is amassing vacuum cleaners along our southern border.'