Cleaning Comrade Gifts

"Hey, kid, need any dust?"

'Create Adam before Eve -- He'll need some time to clean up around there a little first.'

"For goodness sake George - I only asked you to clean the oven!"

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"Bad dog."

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

Ironing day.

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

The household cavalry

"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"

Fumes from furniture

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

Cook and Octopus

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

'Mom, I cleaned my room like you told me.'

"You'll have to clean your room by yourself. Your plea for disaster aid has been turned down by the President."

'Oh no, green waxy build up.'

Cleaner

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

Giant sandwich bags.

'It doesn't look good, sir - the enemy is amassing vacuum cleaners along our southern border.'

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

That's what I call a well trained dog!!

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

'We can't get enough of these makeover shows.'

Human Dust Buster

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

4 Great Life Hacks for the Holidays!