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Cleaner Dealing With the Out-Tray.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"For God's sake, Lucille. We're IN a vacuum."

"Our robot vacuum's setting might be set too high. Our carpet is gone."

The household cavalry

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Mad cleaning robot.

"They weren't kidding when they said a women's work is never done!"

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

What Sisyphus Learned: "When life gets rough, you sure find out who your friends are!"

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

"And to think NASA hit a target 11 million kilometres away."

Houston gets serious about cleaning up space junk

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

"You can do it!"

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

"Hello job security."

Cinderella mopping up

"Welcome! As a socially responsible company we love to hire women!"

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

'That's my mom... she's sort of a CEO, an action committee, and a janitor all rolled up into one.'

"I work from home and have dinner, watch TV and sleep at the office."

"This is supposed to be the clean room so we'll give it an additional five minutes."

"Wet wipe?"

'It doesn't look good, sir - the enemy is amassing vacuum cleaners along our southern border.'

"Do you have any idea what it's like to be underappreciated by your boss?"