Cleanup Crew T-Shirts

'Don't jump to conclusions, Mom... looks can be deceiving.'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

Mad cleaning robot.

Graffiti Forever!

An anglerfish lights up rubbish at the bottom of the ocean

"And to think NASA hit a target 11 million kilometres away."

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

Cinderella mopping up

"Welcome! As a socially responsible company we love to hire women!"

"I work from home and have dinner, watch TV and sleep at the office."

Life on Earth - Oldie catwalk.

"This is supposed to be the clean room so we'll give it an additional five minutes."

"Wet wipe?"

'The computer's down again.'

"Do you have any idea what it's like to be underappreciated by your boss?"

"Aha! - there's a nice spot for a picnic..."

'You're putting in too much time at the office when you start to think the cleaning crew as your co-workers.'

Troubles with a vacuum cleaner

Now wash your hands.

"This Bounty is useless against the Quicker Messer Maker."

'I think the manager's about to complain about the floor being wet.'

'In every office there's always someone who didn't get the message.'

'Good morning, Vicar - are you decent?'

Beware of Dog

'Mary, that better have been a contact lens you just dropped.'

Nobody takes care of the carpeting here so I have to. You're filling a vacuum!

'Ladies and gentlemen, would you like your screens wiped or dusted?'

Newton's Cradle Wrecking Balls

Hell - "You can say what you like about this place.. At least they keep it clean."

"I've decided to give you the key to the executive bathroom. . . Give it a good clean and hand the key back to my secretary."