Cleaning Specialist Gifts

"It's not just you, Susan, I treat everyone like dirt."

"I see you're on another wiping frenzy, Tia Carmen."

Wearing radiation suits to clean the toilet

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Sweep the board.

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"For God's sake, Lucille. We're IN a vacuum."

"Our robot vacuum's setting might be set too high. Our carpet is gone."

'But you said to clean my room.'

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Dust Bunny

"They weren't kidding when they said a women's work is never done!"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

Mad cleaning robot.

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

Cleaning up space junk.

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'