Cleaning Specialist Pillows

"It's not just you, Susan, I treat everyone like dirt."

"I see you're on another wiping frenzy, Tia Carmen."

Wearing radiation suits to clean the toilet

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Sweep the board.

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"For God's sake, Lucille. We're IN a vacuum."

"Our robot vacuum's setting might be set too high. Our carpet is gone."

'But you said to clean my room.'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Dust Bunny

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

Mad cleaning robot.

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"They weren't kidding when they said a women's work is never done!"

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.'

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

Cleaning up space junk.

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

Carpet Cleaner.

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'