Professional Cleaner Gifts

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

Lord of the Rungs: Window Cleaner

"We really need to have our rugs vacuumed professionally one of these days."

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"It was easier to paint the room dust color."

Domestic Superheroes!!

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

"I don't do windows."

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Bathroom Fairy

"Not guilty?"

"For God's sake, Lucille. We're IN a vacuum."

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

"Our robot vacuum's setting might be set too high. Our carpet is gone."

The household cavalry

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

TV and cleaner

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

'You only said to bring home a feather duster. You never said what kind.'

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

Dust Bunny