Professional Cleaner Mugs

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

Lord of the Rungs: Window Cleaner

"We really need to have our rugs vacuumed professionally one of these days."

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"It was easier to paint the room dust color."

Domestic Superheroes!!

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"I don't do windows."

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Bathroom Fairy

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

"Not guilty?"

The household cavalry

"For God's sake, Lucille. We're IN a vacuum."

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

"Our robot vacuum's setting might be set too high. Our carpet is gone."

'You only said to bring home a feather duster. You never said what kind.'

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

TV and cleaner

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

'I guess they're not here for contact.'