Cleaning Professionals Mugs

Hospital cleaner unplugs life support machine for her vacuum cleaner.

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Sweep the board.

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"For God's sake, Lucille. We're IN a vacuum."

'But you said to clean my room.'

"Our robot vacuum's setting might be set too high. Our carpet is gone."

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Dust Bunny

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

Mad cleaning robot.

"They weren't kidding when they said a women's work is never done!"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

Cleaning up space junk.

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

Floor Cleaner

Carpet Cleaner.

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'