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Hospital cleaner unplugs life support machine for her vacuum cleaner.

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Sweep the board.

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"For God's sake, Lucille. We're IN a vacuum."

"Our robot vacuum's setting might be set too high. Our carpet is gone."

'But you said to clean my room.'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

Dust Bunny

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

"They weren't kidding when they said a women's work is never done!"

Mad cleaning robot.

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

Cleaning up space junk.

Cinderella mopping up

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'