Cleaning Expert T-Shirts

Spring cleaning with the cat.

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Sweep the board.

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"Our robot vacuum's setting might be set too high. Our carpet is gone."

'But you said to clean my room.'

"For God's sake, Lucille. We're IN a vacuum."

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Dust Bunny

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"They weren't kidding when they said a women's work is never done!"

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.'

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

Cleaning up space junk.

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

"Namaste."

"Hello job security."

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

Houston gets serious about cleaning up space junk