Cleaning Service Professional T-Shirts

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

"You've probably already guessed, ...I'm the bluebird of sloppiness."

Nightmare in the yellow-breasted bunting aviary: Mrs. Havesham is back and this time she means business.

"No thanks. Our ducks have already been cleaned."

Maid service sign next to mouse hole.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"Our robot vacuum's setting might be set too high. Our carpet is gone."

"For God's sake, Lucille. We're IN a vacuum."

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

"What can you do with him?"

Mad cleaning robot.

"They weren't kidding when they said a women's work is never done!"

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

Houston gets serious about cleaning up space junk

'Well, it WAS a pretty coffee table until Dave spilled coffee on it!'

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

"Hello job security."

Cinderella mopping up

"And to think NASA hit a target 11 million kilometres away."

"Welcome! As a socially responsible company we love to hire women!"

Carpet cleaner.

"I work from home and have dinner, watch TV and sleep at the office."

Clean the World.

We Remove Lawyer Residue

"Do you have any idea what it's like to be underappreciated by your boss?"