Breakroom Buddy Gifts

'We've run out of paper cups again.'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Can I give you a slice of the action?

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"I go that extra mile!"

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

Have you got your make up on yet?

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

Toothbrush Romance

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

Love conquers all, except plaque.

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

Cookery Lesson.

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

Bitter End

You've done it again, Harry.

"Dunhomin"

'This makes things very messy. He's claiming he programmed the lunchroom toaster to do muffins.'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

Giraffe Haircut

Toast Pops Out of Piggy Bank.

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

Wish You Were Beer

'My first drink since my accident.'

'Surprise!... guess what we're making?'

Yeahhhh, I've goofed-off at the fax machine, laser printer, copier, but I'm a traditionist. Nothing beats the watercooler!

"I was just transferred to the fraternity word."

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

"You were right, Ed, I should have stopped when you said to....now I don't have enough money to pay for this drink!"

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'