Bathroom Bonding Buddies Gifts

Toothbrush Romance

"This stool shall pass."

Bathing the dog

'Would you all please congatulate...'

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

Love conquers all, except plaque.

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

Bob would learn the hard way that dogs are color-blind.

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

'Oh goody, chunky soup!'

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

'Yes, I did give you permission to play with a boat in the bath tub. However, I was thinking of a toy boat.'

Two breasts: No waiting

'Oh for crying out loud, so there's a spider in the bathtub!!'

'Mom, you did say it is a bath robe.'

'We've run out of paper cups again.'

"I'm having an en-suite put in."

Luxury Lavatories - The Home of Qualitative Easing

"Ah, I'd give it a few minutes, pal. Maybe light a match."

Pat's husband didn't understand the concept of putting the seat down.

'No, nothing permanent. Just maybe spend a little less time together each day, that's all.'

'It has three bathrooms and not one set of scales.'

"Frank's trying to outreach to people who only come to the library to use the washroom!"

A bird is trapped inside a bubble and is floating away.

'You want to borrow a tampon?!'

'We don't spend enough time together, son. Ever thought of becoming a caddy?'

Ski Toilets

Sign on mensroom door: 'No writing instruments allowed'

Don't move, it's okay - I can see my reflection in your hair

"My mistress doesn't care if I drink out of the toilet as long as I put the toilet seat up."

Women's Synchronized Peeing

"The first few weeks of my diet were spent just trying to find my feet."

"I hate the feeling of a cold toilet seat."

"Let's face it - he was hardly a page-turner."