Bonding Buddy Gifts

"Let's face it - he was hardly a page-turner."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

Toothbrush Romance

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

D.I.Y with dad.

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"Will I lose my hare?"

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

Pelobong

'It's your round.'

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.