Bonding Buddy Prints

"Let's face it - he was hardly a page-turner."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

D.I.Y with dad.

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Toothbrush Romance

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"Will I lose my hare?"

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Pelobong

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'