Couple Bonding Prints

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

'It seems strange now that the kids are gone and we have nothing to argue about.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Stephen and I are today's special."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Sauvignon Bonk

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Cat Towels

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

Try to guess the continent dining...

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

Difference of Opinion

Mixed Doubles.

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"