Marital Bonding Prints

'My parents are having a fight right now.'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

A child interrupting family prayers

"We hope seeing a marriage counselor maybe could make one of us less stubborn!"

Yoga with Baby

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

D.I.Y with dad.

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

"Today, son, you are a man."

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

The Sleeping Congregation.

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

"Here's a buck, kid... Don't tell your mom I snuck out of my retirement home!"

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

"I'm with grandad now - yeah, he's fighting fit."

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

Family Feeling

"I don't know what they do with it, son. I just harvest the data."

'I know I'm your father, but I'm also your attorney and these father-son talks are considered billable hours.'