Bonded Buddies Prints

'No, nothing permanent. Just maybe spend a little less time together each day, that's all.'

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Toothbrush Romance

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

'Your future looks charming.'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

Animal Band.

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

"Is that 'good reptilian' or 'bad reptilian'?"

'A little kidding is OK, guys, but why do I always end up being the goat?'

"You want to know about my day? Mom, didn't we just do this last month?"

'Don't keep going on about your cold paws - I've got my own problem!'

Bee Bar

"Check out those two old drunks across the bar - That's us in ten years!"

Here's the plan: we ask for a pet bunny this Easter, then it eats all the broccoli in in the garden this summer.

'We're going to be stuck together in the barn over the whole of winter: Can we please get along?'

'We don't spend enough time together, son. Ever thought of becoming a caddy?'

"Hey, Pal. Am I right or am I wrong? There's a Jumbo jet but there's no Dumbo jet."

"Stupid flu season."

'That surveillance camera...your wife put it in.'

The Beer Channel.

A man and his dog

"I never got my name in lights, but once at a game I got my face on the Jumbotron."

Boys in bandages.

Farmer Takes Roll Call

'. . . Bessie, you will have to sit this one out, because, well you're a cow.'

"Sorry man...I've been busy with work and all. Look, we'll get together for important stuff...real soon!"

"Let's face it - he was hardly a page-turner."

Who's the daddy!

"Okay. . . I've had the dog out for his walk . . . can we please come in now. . . ?"

"I'm thinking of taking up lip reading."