Bonding Gifts

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

'A few of us are getting together after work for a little R&R. If you've got a blankie, you're welcome to join us.'

"Someday you'll understand the ways of the world...with the exception of tax and health insurance forms."

'Not a 'podcast' - just a cast.'

'The only thing better than a good friends is a good friend with chocolate. Got any?'

'It's your hateful mother, here for a little bonding with her unforgiving daughter.'

'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'

Father and son with matching beer crates.

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

'Haven't you grown!'

"My Dad gave me the birds and bees talk, I don't think he could handle the real facts of life."

'I'm new to hugging son. I'm not standing too close am I?'

"Before it's too late, Dad, I want to take the opportunity to say 'I love you.'"

"Baldo, today I'm teaching you how to replace a water trap."

"Are you going out, Tia Carmen? You look beautiful!"

"We have a lot in common. We both hate homework, vegetables, bedtime, chores, long car trips. . ."

'I'm not surprised we have to wait so long. I'd have to be really hungry to eat a worm.'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

D.I.Y with dad.

Getting Dad up to speed....Happy Father's Day

'Want to watch the Father-Son talk greatest hits?'

Family crossing - boy thumbing a ride.

'That was really good son! This time try and get more follow through and really flick the poo hard.'

"Attaboy... a good, firm grip. Now, let's go sanitize our hands!"

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."

"Ah, the innocence of youth. Enjoy it while it lasts."

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

The day the stock market went UP.

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."