Bonding Activities Gifts

Pastor Dennis began to wonder if the caving trip was really the best way to bond with their Boy Scout Troop...

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

Love is when you watch television together.

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

D.I.Y with dad.

'It could be worse. Imagine what it'd be like if we hadn't gone to that team building session last week.'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

Time for sports camp, Teddy. Let's go! Unghhh � I thought you hated all the sports craziness. Summer camps avoid the worst problems. I forget. Parent's aren't allowed. Heaven on earth.

'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

Meeting in Progress.

"Since he retired, he hasn't quite figured out what to do with himself!"

'So, Bixbey! Caught you at trying out my desk again, have I?'

'The only thing better than a good friends is a good friend with chocolate. Got any?'

For the third time that week somebody had super-glued the manager to his seat. It was great for team morale.

"Someday you'll understand the ways of the world...with the exception of tax and health insurance forms."

Group hug.

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

Fetching, rolling over, playing dead, sitting up

'All right, who's been sitting on the copier again?'

"I think I speak for all of us."