Bonding Activities Gifts

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

Love is when you watch television together.

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

D.I.Y with dad.

'It could be worse. Imagine what it'd be like if we hadn't gone to that team building session last week.'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

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It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."

'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

"Since he retired, he hasn't quite figured out what to do with himself!"

'The only thing better than a good friends is a good friend with chocolate. Got any?'

'So, Bixbey! Caught you at trying out my desk again, have I?'

For the third time that week somebody had super-glued the manager to his seat. It was great for team morale.

"Someday you'll understand the ways of the world...with the exception of tax and health insurance forms."

'All right, who's been sitting on the copier again?'

Group hug.

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

"I think I speak for all of us."

Office Hazing