Bonds Gifts

'It's his only form of exercise these days...chasing yield.'

'The new regulations arrived earlier today.'

wealth investment

'You need to alter your portfolio allocation. Right now it's 25% stocks, 15% bonds and 60% margin loans.'

Investments: We have socially correct stocks, but 'wrong' usually pays better.

'Stop referring to our junk bonds as trash bonds.'

'I'm switching you from long-term growth stocks to short-term bonds.'

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

"Dugan is our new specialist in floating rate bonds."

"You were right. I should have split my money between high risk stocks and safe bonds."

'After looking over your portfolio, I don't think 'enough' will be enough.'

"We're a hedge fund, Mr Marney, so I'm putting your allocation at 30% stocks, 30% bonds, and 40% bushes."

'I handle commodities and Dietrich here specialises in stocks and bonds.'

The day the stock market went UP.

"I want to switch all my municipal bonds into stocks, my stocks into T-bill and my T-bills into municipal bonds."

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

"On Wall Street, both stocks and bonds dropped on news that adversity is good for the soul."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

The Brothers Grime

Networking

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

D.I.Y with dad.

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'Don't mind him. He gets this wa every time they start talking about the inverse relationship between bond yields and prices.'

(Stocks) (Bonds) (Off Wall St.)

"This bond is so boring we gave it a Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z rating."

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

'We've had a marginal advance-decline on a near-term buy-out, but no one knows if that translates as a downturn or an up-tick.'

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'