James Bond Gifts

'BOND, Fatso Bond..'

"Come on, Mr Bond. We've been expecting you..."

The day the stock market went UP.

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Networking

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

wealth investment

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

"This bond is so boring we gave it a Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z rating."

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

Love for the family

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

"We're a hedge fund, Mr Marney, so I'm putting your allocation at 30% stocks, 30% bonds, and 40% bushes."

'After looking over your portfolio, I don't think 'enough' will be enough.'

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

'I handle commodities and Dietrich here specialises in stocks and bonds.'

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

'The new regulations arrived earlier today.'

'Relax. I've come for your high yield 30 year Treasury bonds. They're about to expire.'

"I only came in to get my eyes done."

'While I'm here for my audit, could I interest you in some tax free municipal bonds?'

'Happy anniversary! It's a season pass for us to go to marriage counseling.'

Ian Fleming

Three happy men

'You need to alter your portfolio allocation. Right now it's 25% stocks, 15% bonds and 60% margin loans.'

'As to bond - while I personally have faith in your client the court cannot ignore the obvious risk of flight.'