James Bond Fans Gifts

"I only came in to get my eyes done."

"...I'll have none of that secret agent hijinks in the pension queue, okay?"

"I asked for your drivers licence, Mister Bond, this is your licence to kill."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

50 Year Celebrations.

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

"This bond is so boring we gave it a Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z rating."

James Bond: Senior Years.

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

Love for the family

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

"So Mr Bond, we meet again."

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

Daniel Craig caricature

"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with..."

'While I'm here for my audit, could I interest you in some tax free municipal bonds?'

Three happy men

Ian Fleming

He's given up being an internation man of mystery and global sex symbol as part of his new years resolutions.

Daniel Craig.

'I'm switching you from long-term growth stocks to short-term bonds.'

'It's true: I played the Villain's cat in a number of James Bond movies...'

'I got level 5 security clearance!'

"I'm outa here, guys. Remember, last one out the door takes out the junk bonds."

"Come on, Mr Bond. We've been expecting you..."

Sean Connery

"Bacon-Kevin Bacon."