James Bond Fanboy Gifts

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

50 Year Celebrations.

"This bond is so boring we gave it a Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z rating."

James Bond: Senior Years.

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

"So Mr Bond, we meet again."

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with..."

007's Dating Mishaps

Daniel Craig caricature

"I only came in to get my eyes done."

'While I'm here for my audit, could I interest you in some tax free municipal bonds?'

'I'm typecast!'

'002' - A discussion about 007.

Ian Fleming

He's given up being an internation man of mystery and global sex symbol as part of his new years resolutions.

Daniel Craig.

Roger Moore

"I'm outa here, guys. Remember, last one out the door takes out the junk bonds."

"Bacon-Kevin Bacon."

"Come on, Mr Bond. We've been expecting you..."

Sean Connery

Rugby golden oldies.

'It's true: I played the Villain's cat in a number of James Bond movies...'

'I got level 5 security clearance!'

Licensed to drill.