James Bond Fanatic Gifts

'I suppose you'd like your porridge shaken, not stirred?'

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

50 Year Celebrations.

"This bond is so boring we gave it a Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z rating."

James Bond: Senior Years.

Love for the family

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

"So Mr Bond, we meet again."

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

Daniel Craig caricature

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with..."

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

"I only came in to get my eyes done."

'While I'm here for my audit, could I interest you in some tax free municipal bonds?'

Ian Fleming

Three happy men

He's given up being an internation man of mystery and global sex symbol as part of his new years resolutions.

Daniel Craig.

'I'm switching you from long-term growth stocks to short-term bonds.'

"Bacon-Kevin Bacon."

"I'm outa here, guys. Remember, last one out the door takes out the junk bonds."

Sean Connery

'I got level 5 security clearance!'

'It's true: I played the Villain's cat in a number of James Bond movies...'

Rugby golden oldies.

Licensed to drill.