James Bond Mugs

'BOND, Fatso Bond..'

'It's true: I played the Villain's cat in a number of James Bond movies...'

"Come on, Mr Bond. We've been expecting you..."

The day the stock market went UP.

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Networking

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

wealth investment

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

50 Year Celebrations.

"This bond is so boring we gave it a Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z rating."

James Bond: Senior Years.

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with..."

"We're a hedge fund, Mr Marney, so I'm putting your allocation at 30% stocks, 30% bonds, and 40% bushes."

"So Mr Bond, we meet again."

Love for the family

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

'After looking over your portfolio, I don't think 'enough' will be enough.'

Daniel Craig caricature

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

'I handle commodities and Dietrich here specialises in stocks and bonds.'

'The new regulations arrived earlier today.'

'Relax. I've come for your high yield 30 year Treasury bonds. They're about to expire.'

"I only came in to get my eyes done."

'While I'm here for my audit, could I interest you in some tax free municipal bonds?'

'Happy anniversary! It's a season pass for us to go to marriage counseling.'

Ian Fleming

Three happy men