Strong Bonds Gifts

'Thanks for being there.'

The day the stock market went UP.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

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'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

D.I.Y with dad.

wealth investment

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'Don't mind him. He gets this wa every time they start talking about the inverse relationship between bond yields and prices.'

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

(Stocks) (Bonds) (Off Wall St.)

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

50 Year Celebrations.

"This bond is so boring we gave it a Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z rating."

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

'We've had a marginal advance-decline on a near-term buy-out, but no one knows if that translates as a downturn or an up-tick.'

Junk Bonds - Back Soon - Out Chasing Yield.

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

'I handle commodities and Dietrich here specialises in stocks and bonds.'

'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'

'After looking over your portfolio, I don't think 'enough' will be enough.'

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"