Bond Markets Gifts

"Chasing Investment Yield for Fitness & Profit"

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

The day the stock market went UP.

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

Networking

Wall Street Couch

Tariff Wars

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

'It's our own consumer confidence test. Throw some nickels out and if they're picked up in 5 minutes confidence is really low!'

European currency on the edge.

World Economic Crisis.

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

Dow Jones drop

Jumping Wall Street.

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'We have to go global since nobody around here will buy our product.'

wealth investment

What happened when the bond issues failed during the building of the Great Wall of China: The Great Picket Fence of China.

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

Out of control

Customer Convention

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

'Basically it's a stock that if a chain of near miraculous events would happen to occur, you'd make a bundle.'

'In a Washington economic summit, a panel of three economists offered two dozen opinions about the direction of global economics.'

'...and then the DOW rallied six hundred points and the three bears felt like idiots...'

Exchange Rate Going Down the Plughole