Bond Market Explorer Gifts

"You were right. I should have split my money between high risk stocks and safe bonds."

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

At the market

Day trading.

A child runs an equity stand.

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

wealth investment

What happened when the bond issues failed during the building of the Great Wall of China: The Great Picket Fence of China.

Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

'You have a balanced investment portfolio. Everything you own is losing money equally.'

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

Man leaving 'Wall St, closed-end mutual funds' building with hand full of money.

Got out of the market too soon; got back in too late.

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

"This bond is so boring we gave it a Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z rating."

'I sure wish there was a formula for picking the right mutual fund!'

'I am going to recommend a stock that has consistently outperformed the market since Tuesday.'

'I don't believe in hoarding cash and gold Dad: I invest in shares online...'

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

'We've had a marginal advance-decline on a near-term buy-out, but no one knows if that translates as a downturn or an up-tick.'

Guess your net worth, only 25 cents.

'The financial advisor is here.'

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

Locally Grown Stocks, Farm Fresh CDs, Free Range Annuities.

Assets On Hand/Familiarity With Landscape