Bond Market Explorer Pillows

"You were right. I should have split my money between high risk stocks and safe bonds."

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

At the market

Day trading.

A child runs an equity stand.

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

wealth investment

Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.

What happened when the bond issues failed during the building of the Great Wall of China: The Great Picket Fence of China.

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

'You have a balanced investment portfolio. Everything you own is losing money equally.'

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

50 Year Celebrations.

Man leaving 'Wall St, closed-end mutual funds' building with hand full of money.

Got out of the market too soon; got back in too late.

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

"This bond is so boring we gave it a Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z rating."

'I am going to recommend a stock that has consistently outperformed the market since Tuesday.'

'I sure wish there was a formula for picking the right mutual fund!'

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

'I don't believe in hoarding cash and gold Dad: I invest in shares online...'

'We've had a marginal advance-decline on a near-term buy-out, but no one knows if that translates as a downturn or an up-tick.'

'The financial advisor is here.'

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

"He's doing it again, your honor!"

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

Locally Grown Stocks, Farm Fresh CDs, Free Range Annuities.

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

Assets On Hand/Familiarity With Landscape