Mortgage Explorer Pillows

"I'm going to look for a mortgage...I may be some time!"

Estate Agent Office

'I tried flipping my house, and it flipped me back!'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

At the market

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

A child runs an equity stand.

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

wealth investment

'I remember when all this was fields.'

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

'You have a balanced investment portfolio. Everything you own is losing money equally.'

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

Man leaving 'Wall St, closed-end mutual funds' building with hand full of money.

Got out of the market too soon; got back in too late.

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

'We're the Meeks and we're here to see about our inheritance of the Earth.'

'I am going to recommend a stock that has consistently outperformed the market since Tuesday.'

'I sure wish there was a formula for picking the right mutual fund!'

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

Assets On Hand/Familiarity With Landscape

'The financial advisor is here.'

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

Locally Grown Stocks, Farm Fresh CDs, Free Range Annuities.

'This is Adventure Capital! You want Venture Capital two doors down.'

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

'Yes,I do have a question.. What kind of dental plan do you have?'

'Floodplain close - House on stilts with ladder. Estate Agent saying, 'Welcome onto the property ladder...''