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Home Owners Insurance Claims. No, flood insurance doesn't cover you being underwater and owing more on your mortgage that your house is worth.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

A child runs an equity stand.

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

wealth investment

'I remember when all this was fields.'

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

'You have a balanced investment portfolio. Everything you own is losing money equally.'

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

'We're the Meeks and we're here to see about our inheritance of the Earth.'

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

'I want you stop referring to our grant as 'The Big Dipper.''

Realty. Remember

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

'Floodplain close - House on stilts with ladder. Estate Agent saying, 'Welcome onto the property ladder...''

Euro Balloon: Please watch out for other currencies on your way down!

'Is my allowance a form of income redistribution?'

"I'm going to look for a mortgage...I may be some time!"

'Always bought low.'

The Institute Of Innovative Ways To Get Government Grants.

"Today we learned how to put cherries on cupcakes!"

"Admittedly, it is a bit of a 'fixer upper'."

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

'We have a cash flow problem too. Our problem is that your mortgage payments aren't flowing our way.'

'At least this means we won't need a coal mining search.'

Estate Agent Office

Stock Exchange. I don't worry about whether or not stocks are going to fall. I worry about whether they're going to bounce or go "splat" when they do fall.

'I won't lie, it can get windy here.'

Estate Agent: Houses with Hedge....Houses Without Hedge

"Chris, find a safe and fast way into lucrative tax heavens!"

Godfrey Hunting for Lodgings