Home Finance Explorer Mugs

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

A child runs an equity stand.

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

wealth investment

'I remember when all this was fields.'

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

'You have a balanced investment portfolio. Everything you own is losing money equally.'

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

'We're the Meeks and we're here to see about our inheritance of the Earth.'

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

'I want you stop referring to our grant as 'The Big Dipper.''

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

'Floodplain close - House on stilts with ladder. Estate Agent saying, 'Welcome onto the property ladder...''

'Is my allowance a form of income redistribution?'

Euro Balloon: Please watch out for other currencies on your way down!

"I'm going to look for a mortgage...I may be some time!"

"Today we learned how to put cherries on cupcakes!"

'Always bought low.'

The Institute Of Innovative Ways To Get Government Grants.

"Admittedly, it is a bit of a 'fixer upper'."

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

'We have a cash flow problem too. Our problem is that your mortgage payments aren't flowing our way.'

'At least this means we won't need a coal mining search.'

'I won't lie, it can get windy here.'

Estate Agent Office

Godfrey Hunting for Lodgings

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

'Ms. Booth, your portfolio is full of sound and fury signifying zero returns.'

"Chris, find a safe and fast way into lucrative tax heavens!"